When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life
There’s a difference between
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…
IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.
I’M FREKING OUT
The explanation was very important to me
Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.
modern day shakespeare adaptions that should exist
- southern gothic macbeth. the bloody, brutal themes of the play in the suffocating atmosphere of the genre. the imagery of lady macbeth’s hands dripping with blood! the witches! macbeth’s madness when he believes the swamp has…
My school did a post-apocalyptic macbeth which was freakin amazing!! Just saw it a few days ago. The wardrobes were so cool, the set was like this beat up stage with like hazard signs and graffiti and there were really awesome battle scenes with blood and the witches were apart of the Illuminati and were creepy as heck.
I can’t even.
[Marvel Adventures: Avengers #38.]
The Hulk at a petting zoo. Too freakin funny. LOL
The Hulk once set free a huge lab full of animals being held for cosmetic testing, and not a single fuck was given. You go, Hulk. You go.
Avengers 2 should just be Mark Ruffalo petting bunnies.
This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
A transparent ghostie friend for all of your spoopy needs
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr