Player: I take an untrained search check… *rolls* …I rolled a six. I found the walls.
Biloela — Wild Cockatoos, Leila Jeffreys
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 
We decided to put our advertising budget to good use this month and give something back to our customers and fans! We present to you… Friday Giveaways! Every Friday around 3pm PCT we’ll be starting a giveaway from our store.♡ W E E K 1 ♡
-1 will win any dress of their choosing/size from here. (including our plus size dresses)R U L E S
-Reblog or like this post to enter. You can reblog up to ten times.
-No giveaway-only blogs please
-Following us is appreciated but not necessary.
-Winners will be announced April 7th.
-We will ship anywhere in the world.
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.
You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.
You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
You may fail, but you are not a failure.
You are not your downfalls.
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
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